Funny 'I Should Be… Drinking Gin' Apron — Adult Kitchen Apron

This lightweight cotton apron carries a sly, playful voice—“i should be… drinking gin”—that slides into the kitchen like a wink. It’s made for people who cook (or host) with a dry sense of humor and a steady hand, those evenings when cocktail hour sneaks up on you during dinner prep. The apron drapes comfortably, ties at the back, and keeps you moving freely while you chop, stir, or refill the glass. The bold one-sided print reads like a small rebellion against perfection; it sparkles in conversation at casual dinner parties, backyard barbecues, and relaxed weeknight gatherings. Built with reinforced overlocked seams and a smooth sublimation-coated surface, it looks bright wash after wash and holds its shape while you work. If you like a little levity with your mise en place, this apron brings personality to the countertop without shouting for attention.

Product features
- 100% cotton body with polyester sublimation coating for vibrant one-sided print
- Reinforced overlocked seams for durability
- Lightweight construction for easy movement while cooking
- Tie-back closure and one-size fit for adjustable wear
- White straps and adult-only sizing

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *recommended to place a small amount of soap before placing in the washing machine
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron